"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager
"oh boy!!" says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
hahahahaha “this is NOT the park”
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ugh can i please have your babies? little skeleton babies?
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Oh just common household items. :)
EVERYTHING IS PERFECT
My friends on Tumblr. Buy this shit for my kitchen.DO IT
This will be perfect to bake blood cookies with :) Thank you dark lord!
That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
technically tarzan was the pet
Then Tarzan became the leader. Talk about an underdog, or underape, story.
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iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013
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This girl loves chai && mini yellow bongs :) #AHWSM #livinthedream #easytoplease #fuckyeahweedandcoffee
Conversation I had on FB today over a video I shared.
Here’s a link to the video:
I’m not saying I can’t take a “make me a sandwich” joke.
But this wasn’t a joke. This was serious. This is real life.
If you’ve ever been raped, man or woman, maybe you’d have more sympathy. But the fact that you can show no empathy AT ALL for women’s rights makes you a fucking douche.